[Cicero]

I think America is already doing its share, and deflecting asteroids is an expensive business.

Let the French do it. Or maybe Kofi Annan. He should have enough cash in his slush fund to take care of it.

[blam]

"I think America is already doing its share, and deflecting asteroids is an expensive business."

Our budget for this group is $4 million a year and there are more people working in a fast food restaurant than on this program.

[Romish_Papist]

I think the UN plans to issue a "strongly worded, non-binding" resolution to the asteroid. [/sarcasm]