[yer gonna put yer eye out]

"After taking an oath on the Qur’an"

Might as well take an oath on the phone book...

[houeto]

Might as well take an oath on the phone book...

Now that there's funny! I don't care who you are.

I literally had to hop up from my chair to keep from spewing a mouthful of coffee onto my keyboard!

[arthurus]

"After taking an oath on the Qur’an"

The koran specifically tells Mohammedans that lying to infidels is okay, even required if it advances the case of Islam or of Mohammedans vis a vis infidels. So what is the good of swearing on the thing? The deponent is swearing to lie.