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Christmas and Aliens
I wrote it | Good Ole Paul

Posted on 12/20/2005 9:55:48 PM PST by Good Ole Paul

Edited on 12/20/2005 10:19:57 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Larry Lucido
May the white deer be with you!

LOL! I wish I hadn't already sent my Christmas cards. That's beautiful!

61 posted on 12/21/2005 5:02:54 AM PST by SittinYonder (That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
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To: familyop; Good Ole Paul
Your satire would have drawn much agreement from Christian readers of the 1960s

Christian readers of the 1960s appreciated poorly conceived and poorly written satire? I'm sure most of us tend to agree that Christmas has been commercialized, that secular aspects of the holiday now dominate, and I'm sure that most of us on FR agree that this is unfortunate. I'm also sure that most of us on FR do what we can in our own households to reverse this trend.

However, Good Ole Paul's ET story really isn't very creative.

62 posted on 12/21/2005 5:08:36 AM PST by SittinYonder (That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
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To: familyop

I was a Christian reader in the 1960's and would have been just as perplexed by his incoherent rambling.


63 posted on 12/21/2005 5:10:34 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Good Ole Paul
As he puts this poor little world in his rear view mirror, he might say a prayer for the soul of a nation that is so obviously hungering for Truth, yet still insists on worshiping tripe.

I used to worship tripe. I've sinced changed denominations and now I worship sweetbreads.

64 posted on 12/21/2005 5:13:33 AM PST by RogueIsland
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To: SittinYonder

Ironically, Yonder, is that many who decried the commercialization of Jesus in the 60's are now trying to help Jesus break into commercials again. :-)


65 posted on 12/21/2005 5:14:04 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Good Ole Paul

ZOT!

66 posted on 12/21/2005 6:12:32 AM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: darkangel82; Darksheare; pcottraux; darkwing104

Live One! Get in quick!


67 posted on 12/21/2005 6:13:44 AM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Good Ole Paul; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...
Well damn! You are a neighbor of mine....I am talking about a few blocks away...How about a little visit from Santa's own Viking kitty clan via an AC-130 from the north side of highway 98? The poor little darlings need a good Florida vacation...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

68 posted on 12/21/2005 7:15:17 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Good Ole Paul

This had better be good. I was dreaming about the sacred white reindeer and preparing to build an altar to the snowflakes.

69 posted on 12/21/2005 7:19:24 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: darkwing104

70 posted on 12/21/2005 7:19:42 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: Good Ole Paul; darkwing104; Old Sarge

ROFL -- thanks for the ping Darkwing!! What a moonbat THIS one was!!


71 posted on 12/21/2005 7:24:15 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: darkwing104
I didn't know the Kitties had and AC-130. Can I watch them zot trolls with it?
72 posted on 12/21/2005 7:25:46 AM PST by Termite_Commander (Warning: Cynical Right-winger Ahead)
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To: Larry Lucido

HOWLING!!!!!


Very good one!


73 posted on 12/21/2005 7:25:58 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Termite_Commander

Yep. We especially like using the 105mm against them. Overkill gets the job done ;)


74 posted on 12/21/2005 7:27:08 AM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Good Ole Paul
Have you been a good earthling?

75 posted on 12/21/2005 7:29:06 AM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: Good Ole Paul
Well Good Ole Paul, that'll do it.

The black storm clouds, they be a-gatherin' on the horizon.
And the thunder in the distance, a-rumblin'.

And an odor, an unmistakable smell a-nosin'.

...of ozoooooone. ;^)

76 posted on 12/21/2005 7:33:52 AM PST by Landru (If a sucker's born every minute, that's a lotta suckers.)
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To: Good Ole Paul
I have no idea what you are talking about.....

So here's a picture of a bikini blond with a pancake on her head.

Oh, and Merry Christmas, fruitcake.

77 posted on 12/21/2005 7:37:19 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy since 1992!)
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To: Good Ole Paul

Obey Lord Kringus heathen!
Or the Tan-en-Baums shall drag your unbelieving carcass off to torment in the giant stocking of stench!


78 posted on 12/21/2005 7:41:51 AM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: SittinYonder
However, Good Ole Paul's ET story really isn't very creative.

Perhaps - but I hardly think it zot-worthy. Methinks too many people read it too quickly and incorrectly assumed he was bashing Christians.
79 posted on 12/21/2005 7:49:55 AM PST by beezdotcom
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To: Good Ole Paul

UNNNNNNNNNNGH!


80 posted on 12/21/2005 7:50:54 AM PST by PilloryHillary (Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.)
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