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What kind of a probe do you think they're using?


3 posted on 12/22/2005 10:35:32 AM PST by RexBeach ("The rest of the world is three drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart)
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To: RexBeach
What kind of a probe do you think they're using?

Why, the alien rectal probe of course.

48 posted on 12/22/2005 10:50:16 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: RexBeach
What kind of a probe do you think they're using?

No probes. They did, however, find one of Janet Reno's thongs left behind during an especially wild "Winter Holiday" office party in 1995. Now, they're just waiting for Dubya to authorize its use during interrogations.

50 posted on 12/22/2005 10:51:59 AM PST by Mordacious
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To: RexBeach

"What kind of a probe do you think they're using?"

If they thought they'd find anything, they'd use a brainscan...but with these guys they are probably probing with a proctoscope.


65 posted on 12/22/2005 11:01:01 AM PST by RouxStir (Peaceful Muslim?.....The Ultimate Oxymoron.)
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To: RexBeach
Hopefully something like this:

67 posted on 12/22/2005 11:02:54 AM PST by DonGrafico
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To: RexBeach
What kind of a probe do you think they're using?

Hopefully large & spiny ones...cacti would be best.

72 posted on 12/22/2005 11:06:02 AM PST by madison10
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To: RexBeach

Ha, I have a few suggestions...Of course they may not survive it...


75 posted on 12/22/2005 11:08:00 AM PST by hope (America is at war with a formidable enemy:...The Democrat Party.)
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To: RexBeach

The one they used on Martha Stewart.


85 posted on 12/22/2005 11:19:13 AM PST by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: RexBeach

Hopefully....a forked and multi-pronged one!


99 posted on 12/22/2005 11:36:36 AM PST by XenaLee
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To: RexBeach

a cattle prod would be appropriate, me thinks!


130 posted on 12/22/2005 12:21:04 PM PST by midnightson (Mama-the ultimate prognosticator- said there'd be days like this.)
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To: RexBeach
What kind of a probe do you think they're using?

How about a cattle prod?

140 posted on 12/22/2005 1:12:47 PM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: RexBeach

"-- What kind of a probe do you think they're using? --"

The Washington Monument ought to fit... with an appropriate amount of force!


194 posted on 12/28/2005 4:58:36 PM PST by MainFrame65
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