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"If it is a cowboy show, I want guns!! And I don't mean biceps."

The last blind date I ever went on was to see Clint Eastwood in the Bridges of Madison County.... the girl had read the book. About half way through I leaned over and asked where Clint was keeping his guns. "What?" she said.

I explained that we had seen him take a shower and seen the inside of his truck and I couldn't figure out where his guns were "for when the killin' starts."

In retrospect I should have noticed that she had been sobbing quietly over the great "passion" of the movie as he took photographs of bridges.... there never was a second date.

37 posted on 01/05/2006 4:32:04 PM PST by gondramB (Democracy: two wolves and a lamb voting on lunch. Liberty: a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.)

If it is a cowboy show, I want guns!!

The phrase, "Stick 'em up!" will never be the same.

263 posted on 01/06/2006 2:49:34 AM PST by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)