A pair of "Boobs" as a headstone for this genius would seem fitting.
PS: I worked the door for the Cheetah III, 35 years ago. This story wouldn't have surprised me then either. But ohhhh what a funeral.:-)
R.I.P. Young Lady.
So, how have things been since you tossed me out that night. LOL!
One would have though this gal could have got a dead cat bounce with all that silicone to dampen the impact......