Whoa! Mrs. MWT is a lot nicer than Mrs. SCSF. She would have answered the door with a sidearm. I am counting on the fact the the "ladies of my youth" don't remember my real name since I was best known by a nick-name during those years.
STINKY???!!! Is that you???
"Whoa! Mrs. MWT is a lot nicer than Mrs. SCSF."
I figure she has her own youthful indescretions that may come back.
In seriousness, I was 19 when we "dated" and did not meet my wife until years later, so Mrs. MWT really did not have much to go on . . . although she did quiz carefully about post-19-years contact. (None, whew!) LOL.