[armymarinemom]

I think we need to duplicate her 10,000-fold"

Can't do that because Ebay would be full of Cindy's

[Carling]

So Mother Sheehan is available to the highest bidder on Ebay? LOL

The woman is about two months away from appearing on The Surreal Life with some other D-listers, or perhaps Celebrity Fit Club. I haven't decided which of these at this point.