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To: bayourant
You just know Handgun Control ad nauseum have got to play this out out in Greek Chorus with the "hate" Bush crowds. Nonetheless, a joke:

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President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with large tatas."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with large tatas? Why kill a blonde with large tatas?"

Bush turns to Cheney and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

80 posted on 02/12/2006 12:56:39 PM PST by Alia
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To: Alia

Oh yeah expect alot of jokes about the NRA and their safety gun courses


96 posted on 02/12/2006 12:59:04 PM PST by bayourant
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To: Alia

that was damn funny


205 posted on 02/12/2006 1:16:32 PM PST by Roverman2K
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To: Alia
That was funny. LOL!
318 posted on 02/12/2006 1:38:29 PM PST by Tennessean4Bush (When you come to a fork in the road, take it.)
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To: Alia

Thanks. Good joke.


538 posted on 02/12/2006 3:10:02 PM PST by Morgan in Denver
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