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CNN is all over this. It's like a Cheney deathwatch. They keep interviewing doctors, trying to draw out hope for a poor outcome.

It's only a matter of time before we hear some CNN pundit gravely yet gleefully speculate on criminal charges.

ABC News is already comparing Cheney to Aaron Burr, who deliberately shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel.

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ABC News is already comparing Cheney to Aaron Burr, who deliberately shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel.

Not that I'm doubting you, but

YOU'RE KIDDING ME!?!

That's too stupid even to be worthy of ridicule.