Posted on 02/17/2006 11:33:55 AM PST by 300magnum
A truck driver's driving down the road and sees a priest walking down the shoulder. Pulls over and asks if he wants a ride.
The priest accepts and they're tooling down the road, and they see a lawyer walking along.
Well, the truck driver normally would run over a lawyer, of course, when he didn't have a priest riding along with him.
So, he musters all of his self-control and drives on past. But he hears a 'thump-thump' as he goes by anyway!
He turns to the priest and says, "Father, I didn't hit him, really I didn't!"
The priest turns to him and says: "Don't worry about it, my son. I got him with the door!"
No details in yet.
It is not clear whether the man Cheney shot was leaving the hospital; or whether Cheney who was leaving the hospital shot another man. We don't know if alcohol was involved again.- tom
Go Cheney!
Can't anyone in the press write anymore?
what a bunch of maroons!
So was Chaney or the man leaving the hospital when the second Chaney shooting occured?
"With lawyers you take out the entire herd."
No Bag Limit for Scumbags ah?
What, you know the MSP will report Cheney is now shooting people leaving the hospital.
I never thought I could think this, but someone needs to get a body-guard for this guy. Even when he was in the hospital I was thinking someone needs to be watching him just in case there's a nut who might want to help advance his precarious conditon. Maybe I've been spending too much time reading the DUmmies, but they just seem to be such evil people who would do anything to get at Cheney.
Another one??? Someone take Cheney's gun away before he kill someone.
Even better, baiting them with a fake traffic accident is permitted in most red states.
He shot someone leaving the hospital?! That eeeevil Cheny!
/dripping sarcasm
Quick! Someone hand that man (Dash-hole) a shotgun!
Those types would prolly want to be closer to him.
Exactly what I thought.
What a stupid, ugly, totally unnecessary headline.
DAMN THEM.
Naawww, The "Flip-Flopper" was probably just whispering some "sweet nothings" in their ears.
If first you don't succeed....
Rush Limbaugh on his show today predicted the media focus on this would not be on comments, but the fact that no questions would be aloud. Still focusing on Whitehouse secrecy and cover-up.
Right as always, Rush. Here is the first paragraph on the CNN story
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"The Bush-Cheney campaign donor spoke briefly to reporters at a Corpus Christi hospital around noon (1 p.m. ET) but took no questions."
Also notice they now call him "Bush-Cheney campaign donor"
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