Why not just explain the Clintons' typical day?:
1) Wake up
2) Order press secretary to withhold information on the scandal of the day
3) Brief staff about the usual major cover-up mode
4) Have Stephanopoulos threaten MSM to hush EVERTHING and ANYTHING
5) Hold Presidential press conference, bite lip, and wave finger at audience and deny, deny, deny
6) Go on Larry King and GMA and pronounce a "vast right wing conspiracy."
7) Laugh at the American people for buying the BS for 8 years
7) Laugh at the American people for buying the BS for813 years and counting. :o)