Posted on 02/19/2006 5:05:03 PM PST by Defendingliberty
Laughable.
The behavior of the MSM for the past several years is like that of a "control freak" who gradually senses the loss of control.
As the old methods of control have failed to work, they have become more and more bizarre.
At any moment I expect them to yell, "Don't leave! The plants are going to die!"
Your New York Slimes Headlines show you to be a really twisted individual.
I like that !
1- Cheney must have been drunk or he would have reported it to the WH press corps within milliseconds.
2- We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all events of potential interest must be immediately transmitted to our Blackberries.
3- The undisclosed location...is it in the middle of a quail killing field?
4- There were...shock and awe...women present at this hunting party. Clearly adultery, as no woman would otherwise be there.
5- Cheney was obviously sending a message to Scooter Libby.
6- These evil neocons love killing and death.
7- They waited until they were sure the lawyer wouldn't die, because if he did they'd have to hide the body.
8- This just reinforces the cult of secrecy surrounding the mysterious Bush cabal.
9- Proof that guns and hunters are stupid and evil.
10- David Gregory was offended. The entire irrelevant and obtuse gaggle of useless oxygen wasters was offended. Reparations must be made.
The last time a Sergeant told me that, I thought she was trying to pick me up... Of course, I'd been drinking heavily that night and thought she was a PFC (Pretty F*ing Cute)...
I keep telling him they all get better looking at closing time!
What?
I couldn't get any prettier! 
I can't argue with that!
Out here in flyover country, it's no big deal.
They see it this way:
We see it like so:
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