1 posted on
02/28/2006 12:58:08 PM PST by
presidio9
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To: pcottraux
Anybody who enjoys stories like this should contact pcottraux.
2 posted on
02/28/2006 1:00:12 PM PST by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: presidio9
Hell, why not just send in Bat Boy in scuba gear?
3 posted on
02/28/2006 1:01:58 PM PST by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: presidio9
Something to do during the off-season, I suppose...
4 posted on
02/28/2006 1:02:15 PM PST by
mikrofon
(Squish the Fish)
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6 posted on
02/28/2006 1:03:05 PM PST by
wireman
To: presidio9
Loch ness is salt water? I thought dolphins needed salt water?? Who do you suppose that would of worked??
8 posted on
02/28/2006 1:04:02 PM PST by
sit-rep
(If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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11 posted on
02/28/2006 1:06:30 PM PST by
sit-rep
(If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
To: presidio9
Mabye Loch Ness Monsters like the taste of dolphin...
13 posted on
02/28/2006 1:08:08 PM PST by
Bon mots
To: presidio9
Can I get some lasers on their head? All I want I some frikin' dolphins with lasers on their head? Is that so much to ask for?
14 posted on
02/28/2006 1:08:42 PM PST by
Onelifetogive
(* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
To: presidio9
well, Plan B was..take back the Falklands..
17 posted on
02/28/2006 1:10:49 PM PST by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
To: presidio9
It seems that earlier this week there was a reported sighting of "Champ", the weird yet elusive beastie that is supposed to lurk in the depths of Lake Champlain, between NY State and Michigan (I think ?).
Perhaps they can train those dolphins in Lake Champlain to see if they can turn up anything before shipping them off to Scotland.
These critters may be so much myth; but even so, you won't catch me scuba diving in either Lake Champlain OR Loch Ness!
18 posted on
02/28/2006 1:11:46 PM PST by
Uncle Jaque
(Club Freedom; Dues: Vigilance.)
To: presidio9
Under the provisions of the Act it is illegal to snare, shoot or blow up the monster. So harpooning would be okay?
Reminds me of a joke...
A hiker was lost in the woods for several days. After a while, he managed to kill a bald eagle and was in the process of cooking and eating it when some rangers came upon him. They promptly arrested him for harming a protected species. He went to court and explained to the judge, "Your honor, I was starving - had nothing to eat for three days, and it was a matter of survival - I had to eat whatever I could and I just happened to get lucky and kill the eagle.
The judge felt sorry for the hiker and let him off without any penalties.
Just as the hiker was getting up to leave the courtroom, the judge asked, "By the way... what did the Bald Eagle taste like?"
The hiker replied, "Oh, something between a Spotted Owl and Whooping Crane - but just a bit greasy like California Condor."
20 posted on
02/28/2006 1:12:58 PM PST by
Bon mots
To: presidio9
Clinton found Bigfoot and made her Attorney General.
22 posted on
02/28/2006 1:14:08 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: presidio9
I can just see old NEssie now:
"Hmm what's this swimming around (chomp)! tastes like chicken!-urp!)
24 posted on
02/28/2006 1:18:18 PM PST by
camle
(Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
To: presidio9
Flipper's Patriotic Grandson
To: presidio9
There isn't a LNM ... the photo was faked. The guy who took it admitted so just before he died ... same thing like Bigfoot ... guy was dressed up in a furry coat ...
30 posted on
02/28/2006 1:27:50 PM PST by
SkyDancer
("Talent Without Ambition is Sad, Ambition Without Talent Is Worse")
To: presidio9
fitting them with hi-tech equipment to scour Loch NessWould they be outfitted with freeken laser beams?
38 posted on
02/28/2006 1:37:41 PM PST by
faq
(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHA)
To: presidio9
Your Current Event Napolean
40 posted on
02/28/2006 1:41:17 PM PST by
antihannityguy
(When they come for your guns give them the ammo first)
To: presidio9
Why? If there IS a "Nessie" who cares honestly? The damn thing has lived this long and people with too much friggin' free time won't leave it alone.
They'll end up killing it just to prove it was there then feel bad about it. If it's there leave it the hell alone.
43 posted on
02/28/2006 2:01:07 PM PST by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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To: presidio9
But did she have a plan for Bigfoot? Eh? EH?
53 posted on
02/28/2006 2:50:14 PM PST by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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