No wait, I got it! At the top of the elevator, there is this revolving restaurant that's sort of overrated and overpriced, but you take your out-of-town friends there anyway when they come to visit...
Didn't Douglas Adams write a book about it?
The Restaurant At the End of the Cable, wasn't it?
You go there and get so pie-eyed, that everybody looks like they have two heads, or something? For some reason, they seemed to have a lot of fish on the menu, too.
Oh, now I remember; instead of a Maitre-D, they did a college dining hall theme, and had 'Prefects".