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To: blam

No duck tape? You gotta have duck tape!


3 posted on 03/13/2006 10:14:10 AM PST by steveo (Father's Against Rude Television. You may already be a member.)
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To: steveo

Buzzard tape is Bigger, Stronger....LOL


9 posted on 03/13/2006 10:21:52 AM PST by litehaus
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To: steveo

So you can tape up the ducks and stop them from spreading the flu?

What about duct tape?


10 posted on 03/13/2006 10:23:15 AM PST by Timothy
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To: steveo
No duck tape? You gotta have duck tape!

Since duck tape is actually made from pureed duck (thus the name), it is perhaps the worst thing to have in your house in the event of an Avian Flu outbreak. The virus has been shown to survive the process of making tape from ducks, and is released when the tape is applied...

72 posted on 03/13/2006 11:19:02 AM PST by bondjamesbond (RICE '08)
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To: steveo

I already have duck tape. How about chicken tape. Will I need that?


80 posted on 03/13/2006 11:31:41 AM PST by Malesherbes
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To: steveo

I already have duck tape. How about chicken tape. Will I need that?


81 posted on 03/13/2006 11:31:54 AM PST by Malesherbes
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