No duck tape? You gotta have duck tape!
Buzzard tape is Bigger, Stronger....LOL
So you can tape up the ducks and stop them from spreading the flu?
What about duct tape?
Since duck tape is actually made from pureed duck (thus the name), it is perhaps the worst thing to have in your house in the event of an Avian Flu outbreak. The virus has been shown to survive the process of making tape from ducks, and is released when the tape is applied...
I already have duck tape. How about chicken tape. Will I need that?
I already have duck tape. How about chicken tape. Will I need that?