buy lots of sauerkraut. helps to prevent and fight off birdie flu.
It also keeps humans that might have the disease at a safe distance.
No, saurkraut doesn't work. It has to be kimchee. Don't you read the Enquierer?
Sorry, but I had a frat brother who got totally sloshed one night. When he got the munchies, he found a No. 10 can of sauerkraut, opened it, and ate it while continuing to swill massive quantities of beer. He got so sick that he barfed his guts out and was pulling sauerkraut out of his nose. Sauerkraut was thenceforth banned from the frat house.