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To: areafiftyone

STOP, or we'll say STOP again.


17 posted on 03/29/2006 12:19:56 PM PST by Sax (Ahmagonnadoajihad - His name says it all)
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To: Sax
STOP, or we'll say STOP again.

You can see just how well that technique works by observing a 5-year-old kid with his mother in the candy isle of the grocery store.

60 posted on 03/29/2006 12:46:40 PM PST by Prince Caspian (Don't ask if it's risky... Ask if the reward is worth the risk)
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This e-mail joke I received yesterday seems appropriate here:

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

84 posted on 03/29/2006 1:28:34 PM PST by tsmith130
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To: Sax

Iran might get a good talking to this time.


101 posted on 03/29/2006 3:17:14 PM PST by Rebelbase (Bush signed CFR. He deserves to be bitched at as much as McCain.)
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