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Please Zot me!!! Please!!!
Me
Posted on 04/01/2006 6:34:25 AM PST by Avenger
Ok, it has been a real pleasure chatting with everyone here on FR (well, just about everyone anyways) but it's time for me to move on. I've got some work to do that is going to require 110% effort from me for extended period of time and I can't have any distractions whatsoever. I'll stop by from time to time but am afraid if I still have my account I will be tempted to post and then - as is my wont - get into silly, useless debates about things I a) don't really care about, or b) don't know much about. So for this reason I am requesting a ZOT! I don't want a little pansy zot! I want the full on Viking Kitty from Hell ZOT! Incluing beebers, cheese and moose. Bring it on Mods! Come on!!! I know you got it in you. ZOT ME!!! In the name of all that is good and holy...ZOT ME!!! If you don't ZOT me within 10 minutes I'm gonna start posting news stories from Pacifica News or Michael Moore's website! I'm series!!! ZOT ME now DAMMIT!!!
By the way, thank you all for your love and dedication to our country, and also your fellowship over these past several years. My very best wishes to you all.
God bless you all and God Bless America!
TOPICS: Unclassified
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; crybaby; deathbymod; farout; flowerpower; gabzishot; groovy; haightashbury; hastalavistababy; hippiemod; kittychow; mezotyoulongtime; opus; psychedelic; suicidebymod; suicidewatch; summeroflove; tostupidtobreed; vikingkittiesrule; vikingkitty; vk; whiskeytangofoxtrot; zot; zotachism; zotachist; zoticide; zotmeimsilly
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To: pcottraux
Cool pics!
QUICK! CHUCK NORRIS IS AT YOUR FONT DOOR!
Swipe.
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:46:52 PM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: LongElegantLegs
Chuck Norris Funny Picture PING!!!!
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:53:50 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: Avenger
It's a pleasure to break this one in on you.
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posted on
04/01/2006 6:18:26 PM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: Avenger
I am so sorry.
I was considering your thread for the home of next month's Undead Thread, but as the ZOT has not come down it cannot be a candidate.
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posted on
04/01/2006 8:21:49 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Avenger
The REAL President and First Lady (hahahahahaha)
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posted on
04/02/2006 12:14:09 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Avenger
Heres another handsome couple for you...
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posted on
04/02/2006 12:47:20 AM PST
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
To: IYellAtMyTV
Geez, after that maybe I should be zotted
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posted on
04/02/2006 12:49:00 AM PST
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
To: Avenger
Gee, now that I've looked at your homepage, I wish I'd known you...so I could have gotten you zotted years ago.
228
posted on
04/02/2006 6:27:00 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
("I was in such a hurry to climb that tree, I punched a squirrel.")
To: Avenger
WOW! More than a day after post and I am still IBFZ!
By the way, Al Gore LOST. Just and fyi.
229
posted on
04/02/2006 8:57:32 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
To: Admin Moderator
230
posted on
04/02/2006 8:58:33 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
To: Avenger
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If you're really leaving FR, you owe me $20 for administration fees to be removed from the Crazy naked People Ping List. |
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posted on
04/02/2006 9:05:18 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
To: Fintan
To: Avenger
You posted a good picture of Tripper and Al.
Tripper wakes in a cocaine fit remembering FReepers outside her window encouraging her to leave Chaney's house. The night mare resulted in a 142 pound weight gain which exceeds the gain after her thoroughly soused son was arrested for speeding and general brattiness.
Al hasn't done too well either. In Carthage they took down all the signs honoring the Gores. Tennessee would pretty much like to forget the favorite son who flunked out of Vanderbilt. Poor Al Gore, caught hell from his tenants who rebelled at his slumlord business practices. Poor Al has also developed a weight problem. Nothing to do and no body to do it with gets pretty boring.
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posted on
04/02/2006 1:16:14 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
To: sully777
I think the trailer poster needs to be enlarged
The hate goes on, they will never get overit.
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posted on
04/02/2006 1:27:14 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
To: Willie Green
Been here 4 years and doesn't know the difference between a Zot! and an opus???
Don't confuse an Opus and a Zot! This poor Viking-Kitty reject did, and it fried his brain!
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posted on
04/03/2006 8:34:57 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: reagan_fanatic
Oh my God!
They killed Chunk!
You b*st*rds!
To: Avenger
To: Avenger
238
posted on
04/06/2006 12:29:44 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(MOHAMMED LIED-PEOPLE DIED)
To: Avenger
C
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posted on
04/08/2006 10:02:33 AM PDT
by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: AntiGuv
I don't EVEN want to guess where you got that "Space Moose" graphic, Anti...
Cheers!
240
posted on
04/08/2006 9:48:18 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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