You keep your own weirdos, Lady! We already have enough of our own! ;) (Said as an adoptive Okie; I'm here, we can close the gate to further immigration now...)
Hey, we live in a free country (... I think ...) so if he wants to move there, he's all yours! We have enough problems having Madistan here as it is! LOL!!
Brother, I'm with you (rural Grady County).