Frist McCain Senate Immigration Plan - We Have Come For Your Culture

PipeLineNews.org ^ | April 6, 2006 | PipeLineNews Staff

[johnqueuepublic]

Frist McCain Senate Immigration Plan - We Have Come For Your Culture

April 6, 2006 - Washington, DC - PipeLineNews.org - Bowing to pressure exerted by Hispanic rights groups, Senate Majority Leader Guillermo Frist and his sidekick Jose McCain today announced what they described as "un nuevo y muy bueno immigracion" package, making the twelve million illegal aliens currently residing in the United States eligible for citizenship.

Presidente Bush welcomed the Senate leadership's intent to sacrifice national sovereignty to preserve the larger goal of inclusiveness and multiculturalism.

A White House spokesman speaking on condition on anonymity stated that El Presidente hopes to have the immigration bill on his desk for signature on Cinco De Mayo, which will now become a national day of celebration.

Plans are not fully set as we go to press, but a victory parade on Pennsylvania Avenue will be held after the bill's signing, featuring the theme "Mi Estados Unidos Es Su Estados Unidos."

Entertainment will be provided by the Hugo Chavez Mariachi Banditos.

Numerous regional and local celebrations are planned outside the joint Mexican and American capitol soon to be renamed Washington District Federale.

Maria Santos-Fryberg, a Tucson Arizona piñata maker, has been flooded with orders for celebration party items, Ms Santos-Fryberg stated, " First and foremost are orders for George Bush piñatas, but we are also flooded with requests for Jose McCain and Guillermo Frist piñatas and republican floral testimonial bouquets" "The locals are really taking to these guys," Santos-Fryberg beamed.

Santos-Fryberg is not alone in scrambling to fill orders. Rudolpho Munoz, owner of an El Paso Texas monument company has stopped importing and is now exporting his wares.

Prior to last month, Mr. Munoz was importing statuary from Mexico to his El Paso Texas location for distribution to clients such as city governments and park departments here in the United States. However, reached today by PipeLineNews.org, Mr. Munoz gushed, "We are going the other way now. I have several orders on my desk right now for life-size garden figures of Guillermo Frist and El Presidente Bush to be shipped to Mexican government officials who want to put up statues of American Republicans!"

Mr. Munoz continued, "We can't fill the orders fast enough, most of my Hispanic workers quit this morning when they announced this new legislation and I really can't blame them. These people will be citizens shortly, why should they do menial work? It's degrading. I'm not too worried though; others will surely come to take their places."

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[johnqueuepublic]

Sometimes satire is the best responce to sheer idiocy.

[johnqueuepublic]

response

[rmlew]

shouldn't it be "Juan McCain"?

[Reaganwuzthebest]

This bill is so insane and unworkable that I really really really am convinced the House won't go along with it in a million Sundays. Oh wait, didn't Hastert and Boehner say they're open to surrender, I mean negotiations?

[river rat]

It's amazing....
These bastards suck at the public tit, and then butcher the tit if it means more votes....

Their oath of office isn't worth the toilet paper they wipe their asses with..

Sad to observe, but perhaps the time to vote is passing, and the time to fight is arriving..

F'em all.

Semper Fi

[EagleUSA]

Sometimes satire is the best responce to sheer idiocy.
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The American tragedy we are witnessing in the largest U.S. insane asylum, Washington, DC, is that there is not much difference between the satire and reality. I can only hope the American people are watching the destruction of their culture, their soverignty, their laws, the value of their citizenship...with earnest concern and the knowledge it is time to clean out Washington, DC.

[johnqueuepublic]

Nahh, all gringos look alike.

[johnqueuepublic]

This bill is insane, Frist and McCain are only looking forward to 2008 as if this is going to endear them to people like us, unfortunately we dont care enough about this to do anything about it, the illegals will turn out a million to protest 4437 and we do nothing.

[johnqueuepublic]

Semper a few years ago that migh have sounded a bit extreme, now Im not so sure.

[VU4G10]

CRIMINALS!

[johnqueuepublic]

The sight of McCain, Frist, Linday Graham and that dufus from Nevada, Dingy Harry is enough to make u puke.

These peopel have no clue, no morals and no gonads.......Jeb Bush was the final straw whining about his mexican wife......if he is so stupid that he doesnt know legal from illegal then I guess its pretty clear why he's a Bush.

Lord help the next guy that calls me for money for the GOP.

[Roverman2K]

All the protests are organized by the communist front groups, all of them. You cannot get a response like that without organization. same with the DU ones, they are always there.
Same as the 60's and 70's

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

McCain didn't learn a thing in that North Vietnamese prison camp!

[johnqueuepublic]

Yeah I know all about Int'l ANSWER and Maldev and La Raza and MEChA, problem is there aren't enough of us and the lefties know that.

[johnqueuepublic]

Dont know about that, seems that he did learn to kow tow......btw Bill Kristol's performance on this has been abysmal I am gettin sick an tired of being lectured by that light in the loafers midget who has to sit on a phone book when Fox interviews him.

[Reaganwuzthebest]

This bill is insane, Frist and McCain are only looking forward to 2008 as if this is going to endear them to people like us...

The problem for Frist and McCain is they forgot they need to go through the primaries first before they can get the liberal vote in the general election they're currently sucking up to.

[danmyte]

This is precisely why I will never vote Republican again--unless they close the borders and start acting sane. The sight of them on TV acting all proud and confident in what they had passed was sickening. I'm waiting for a good 3rd party candidate who has some common sense and is legitimate. I hope the wait isn't much longer.

[VU4G10]

TOM TANCREDO 08

[F.J. Mitchell]

Satire? What satire?

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Just once in my life I'd like to see an American in Congress......

a real American who represents Americans....not criminals, perverts and terrorists!