"Someone (sniff)...someone will PAY, for this!!!(sniff)
Posted on 04/16/2006 3:35:24 PM PDT by Pikamax
IRAN: TEXT MESSAGE TELLS PRESIDENT HE SHOULD WASH MORE
Tehran, 14 April (AKI) - Iran's hardline president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has apparently been incensed by an anonymous text message suggesting he does not wash enough. Ahmadinejad has taken legal action over the offending text, has fired the president of a phone company and has had four people arrested and accused of colluding with the Israeli foreign intelligence service, Mossad, the anti-government website Rooz Online reports.
Poking fun at the president, the regime's senior figures and its policies, has reportedly become a national pastime in Iran. The Iranian authorities are paying particular attention to jokes comparing Iran's nuclear programme with sex. Several people are widely believed to have received court summonses for sending nuclear-related jokes, according to Rooz Online.
"While the outcome of the recent arrests in connection with SMS messaging is not clear yet, what is certain is that SMS jokes have already put some people into serious trouble," wrote Rooz Online.
The clampdown is in line with the authorities' uncompromising stance on Internet bloggers. Large numbers of the nation's estimated 70,000 to 100,000 bloggers have faced harassment or imprisonment. The regime has acknowledged monitoring text message traffic. This apparently began in the run-up to the presidential election last June.
He does look kinda dirty.
Of course he smells. You could just look at him and know he smells.
I think it's hilarious that h's soooo touchy about it though.
I thought the'd be more pissed when I kept sending him email about how his rich realtives in Nigeria left him money. But he made the check out to Cash and it cleared, so I'm out of the loop.
Ask anybody who has been in that part of the world...they are not big friends with bathing....and of course he does look like a nasty little piece of feces....
Yup-
Some guy sends you a text message you don't like, so you fire the preseident of the phone company.
Brilliant
"Someone (sniff)...someone will PAY, for this!!!(sniff)
And he probably hasn't a clue as to what a toothbrush is either.
Go no further than Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. The Middle-Easterners here never sport a bead of sweat, yet they reek big time.
Arak Stick! the NATURAL HALAL tooth cleaner!
Look for the package without Mohammed's picture and you know you've got the REAL one!
Didn't you know that dental floss was a tool of the Great Satan!
Why doesn't he have a turban? Its still stuck on his ass?
Now we know why France won't oppose him: he's French!!
"Ask anybody who has been in that part of the world...they are not big friends with bathing"
When you live in a desert with camels, using your meager water supply for daily bathing is extremely foolish.
That's the USA super-secret covert plan regrading Iran's acceleration of its nuclear weapons program. Make fun of the Iranian leader until he cries, thus discrediting him in the eyes of his few remaining supporters.
I think I smell him now....
but it could be the bacon I'm frying.
Actually in all seriosness with the avarage age in Iran being 24 and that Ahmadinejad is so touchy that sounds like a plan.
The CIA should secretly hire Trey Parker and Matt Stone for a mission to write episodes of South Park and beam them to iranian cellphones...that would enbaress him into a cave.
The truth hurts.
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