I'll be there to tell everyone who shows up how stupid... perhaps even EVIL... the "Fair Tax" is.
"Fair Tax"... yeah, and those are "Golden Years" when we get old. Marketing... jeez.
Please do. We'll need some comic relief. But watch out. That evil fair tax just may possess your mind and make you do strange things. We'll have a fair tax exorcist available for all you SQL's who think the fair tax is the taxable equivalent of global warming.
Wow, the nrst is eeeevil. That's one I haven't heard before!