What he is saying is that aliens zapped the comet in 1995 so that it would destroy the Earth in 2006 because of the policies of the man who wouldn't be elected for another five years when they zapped the comet.
You know what this means, don't you? It was the cussed aliens that threw the election to Bush in 2000!! If Gore had won then they'd have to go fix the asteroid path they intentionally changed five years earlier!!
Therefore, NOTHING is BUSH's FAULT! It's them da&med aliens, I tell ya.
You know what this means, don't you? It was the cussed aliens that threw the election to Bush in 2000!!
Or, it means that the aliens can see the future. I'm now in my trance/meditation pose, summoning the aliens to give me most excellent stock tips...