Posted on 04/28/2006 8:33:23 AM PDT by IrishMike
A new portrait of former President Bill Clinton is raising some curious questions.
Some people want to know: where is his wedding ring?
The portrait hangs in the National Portrait Gallery in Washington.
If you look, closely you cannot see a wedding band on his left ring finger.
Reporters asked Hillary Rodham-Clinton about the ring and Newsday reports she snapped at them, saying, "Ask my husband."
(Excerpt) Read more at nbc11.com ...
Ouch, that's going to leave a mark...
Well Hung: Bubba’s Hip New Portrait (Picture This: Bill Is Framed)
Ick.
Howard Dean, McCain and Hillary all have the ability to snap at any moment. They mostly keep themselves under tight control, but sometimes their true selves come out.
The Clintons are pulling to the head of the pack in the laugh-per-day department, aren't they...
Ooh... maybe Hillary ought to put some ice on that.
Now that you're gone
All that's left is a band of gold
All that's left of the dream I hold
Is a band of gold
And the memories of what love could be
If you are still here with me
You took me from the shelter of a mother I had never known
Who loved any other
We kissed after taking vows
But that night on our honeymoon
We stayed in separate rooms
I wait in the darkness of my lonely room
Filled with sadness, filled with gloom
Hoping soon that you'll walk
Back through that door
And love me like you tried before
Since you've been gone
All that's left is a band of gold
All that's left of the dream I hold
Is a band of gold
And the dream of what love could be
If you are still here with me
Ooh, don't you know that I wait in the darkness of my lonely room
Filled with sadness, filled with gloom
Hoping soon that you'll walk
Back through that door
And love me like you tried before
Since you've been gone
All that's left is a band of gold
All that's left of the dream I hold
Is a band of gold
And the dream of what love could be
If you are still here with me
Since I haven't said my favorite Clinton joke in a while: What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes.
He must have pawned it for gasoline.
Bubba lost his wedding band? I'm just sitting here, savoring the comedic possibilities as to how he did it.
No one knows.
Is that room full of cigars and bongo drums ?
Some people want to know: where is his wedding ring?
he pawned it for lapdance money.
You ever heard the one about why cheerleaders from [insert high school here] don't do splits?
Sold it to a DNC doner for $5 million.
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