Why didn't he say this in his FIRST STATEMENT?
And does anybody know -- is Burke Marshall still alive?
"Oh, what a horrible web we weave..."
It took him a while to come up with the right excuse.
Takes some time to research drug interactions to come up with a mixture that matched his behavior.
Rush just said that reporters have a bar tab of Kennedy's from Wednesday night.
Patches has a total inconsistency in one of his statements.
He remembers "Nossing, Noossing" about getting out of bed or receiving three citations or anything at all relating to the Ambien Sleep Driving incident.
Yet he remembers clearly that he made no request to the police to drive him home or for any other favors there at the scene of the Sleep Driving caper.
His defense attorney is gonna have a hard time, if Patches is ever brought to the bar of justice. But he will have one great asset: Daddy Ted.
Because he's lying.