[C210N]

Anybody got some Kleenex? My eyes are just dripping onto the keyboard...

... boo hoo... boo hoo.

[Dick Bachert]

As far as the "Excuussssse meeee" goes, like father, like son.

And if THESE guys are in-bred, brain dead imbiciles, what can one say about the idiots who keep ELECTING them? I suspect they're the descendents of the royalists who thought the revolution was a really bad idea.

We really should erect a statue somewhere to Mary Jo for keeping The Swimmer out of the White House. At least The Medal of Freedom.

[Antoninus II]

Cry me a freakin' river! Why in the hell do his constituents continue to vote this loser into office??!! He can't even cope with life and he's supposed to represent their interests??