What' was good enough for them is good enough for me.
You forgot to say "and his mother dresses him funny!"
Speaking of pitchers, should all who were caught throwing spitballs, or using vaseline or sandpaper be removed from the hall of fame, or just get an asterick? How about anyone suspected of or caught using a corked bat. Oh, and while we're at it, let's take the protective pieces on the batting helmet away so the guys can quit being such wusses and lean over the plate taking their chance at getting beaned like a man. Give me a break.