[Joe 6-pack]

"I see her more as a wolf - lying in wait for my child. Teeth bared, claws extended, fur ruffled, waiting to pounce..."

I think you owe an apology to the lupine species for that comparison. Wolves may be dangerous, but should be respected.

[SelmaLee]

Okay, sorry to all of the lupine species who may read this and take offense.

I really see her as more of a skunk, but that just didn't sound right.