"I felt like telling them there were no Kalashnikovs in Mohammed's time either, but I wanted to keep my life."
I think this guy is on to something here. How do we convince these goofballs that turning in the AKs for scimitars is a good idea?
And lose the body armor and night vision.
Allah won't be happy with them for breaking those rules. They'll need to turn them all over to the infidels to keep in Allah's good graces.