That post has to go on record as one of the longest in FR history!! Geeze...
But that being said - my ultimate political fantasy is for Hitlery and Coulter to square off in a well-run debate. I suspect that Hitlery would come across as fake and angry, while Coulter would beat Hitlery so bad with the FACTS that Hitlery would start a fist fight!
OF course, such a debate will never happen - Coulter has everything to gain (book sales, publicity), while Hitlery has nothing to gain and everything to loose - adn she knows it.