To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
A sea gull is equivalent to a rodent. This is PC run amok.
2 posted on
06/12/2006 8:27:05 PM PDT by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(Memo to GOP: Don't ask me for any more money until you secure our Southern border.)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
Reminds me of the case a number of years ago of a fellow worker at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard who spent about two years defending himself in federal court for alledgedly deliberately running over a seagull with a scooter. He finally got off on a technicality (prosecution couldn't provide the dead seagull) but it did cost him a bunch of bucks. And this was at least 15 years ago so I see things haven't much changed.
9 posted on
06/12/2006 8:38:03 PM PDT by
taxesareforever
(Never forget Matt Maupin)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
It's far better thing for a family man to fall 12 stories to his horribly gory death than a single, vicious seagull perish.
/dripping sarcasm
10 posted on
06/12/2006 8:40:47 PM PDT by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
Just like a sea gull to bring a beak to a broom stick fight.
12 posted on
06/12/2006 8:44:00 PM PDT by
org.whodat
(Never let the facts get in the way of a good assumption.)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
A sea gull is equivalent to a rodent.So are Bostonian libs. I guess they watch out for each other.
16 posted on
06/12/2006 8:48:26 PM PDT by
VeniVidiVici
(My head hurts.)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
better Guay should have crashed to the ground 40 floors below than to kill a sea gull
PETA just has to go, and take the MSPCA folks with them
29 posted on
06/12/2006 8:55:15 PM PDT by
EDINVA
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
A sea gull is equivalent to a rodent. This is PC run amok.If you put a seagull and a brick in an oven, the brick would get done sooner and taste better.
35 posted on
06/12/2006 9:02:02 PM PDT by
zeugma
(I reject your reality and substitute my own in its place.)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
Sea gulls ought to be out at sea. They are avian rodents.
40 posted on
06/12/2006 9:12:08 PM PDT by
mathurine
(ua)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
I have personally ran over a large magpie in the street.....and no, it only seemed like I was aiming for it......
52 posted on
06/12/2006 10:21:17 PM PDT by
cherry
(.)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
So anyway, this game warden catches this disheveled guy on the beach with a campfire and a bird roasting over it. There are seagull feathers all over. The game warden explains to the guy that it is illegal to kill Seagulls and he is going to have to write a citation.
The guy explains that he was starving and the seagull was very lame, so he thought he'd kill two "birds" with one stone by killing it and getting himself a hot meal.
Having pity on the starving man, the warden gave him a stern warning and started to walk away. But suddenly he turned around and asked the man, "My curiosity is killing me. I've always wondered - What does seagull taste like."
The man furled his brow thoughtfully for a moment and finally said, "It's sort of a cross between Spotted Owl and Bald Eagle."
58 posted on
06/12/2006 11:00:33 PM PDT by
RobRoy
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