This is the BEST one!
Posted on 07/10/2006 12:21:54 PM PDT by leebert
Ansaman has been keeping a lil' strip on Kim Jong Il's latest fun shennanigans....
http://www.ansaman.com/kim/kimcomix.html
Hey. Those are funny!
This is the BEST one!
If that's the best one, I'd hate to see the others.
Help me out. I don't get it.
Imperial Japan mercilessly ravaged Korea in WWII, thus the OH S#!7!...........
See #6.........
Not to say these are lame...
Actually, calling these lame would require the quality to improve. You could take the word "LAME" and use some sort of laser to inscribe the word "LAME" on every grain of sand on every beach on this planent and stretch them out over thousands of miles and it would not equal one nano-billionth of the LAMENESS of those so called comix. I will now tear out my eyeballs for having endured such a travesty and hurl them against the wall as insurance that I never need to see something this lame again. LAME!
I came, I saw, I didn't get the tee-shirt. :(
They were meant to be lame.
I have succeeded!
Plus...Cabinet Minister Abe of Japan
has brought up preemptive strikes on
PRK missiles...not that Japan would ever
launch a preemptive strike....
Liar.
That would be if I soaked them in lye after tearing them out.
Lye-eye-r.
Two shows, folks, at eight and ten thirty, tip your waitress, try the veal...
You want funny Kim Jungle? Check this out:
http://users.livejournal.com/kim_jong_il__
I recommend you scroll to the bottom, hit Previous 20, and read from the bottom of that page. The humor kind of builds on older posts. I understand that you probably don't have that kind of time, but it's funny any way you read it.
Oh, yeah. You have to put up with a few digs at GWB.
If you find it even lamer than the comix, hey . . . I didn't make these.
WWII: Online Game Version:
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?Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
?*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
?*paTTon has joined the game.*
?*Churchill has joined the game.*
?*benny-tow has joined the game.*
?*T0J0 has joined the game.*
?*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
?*Stalin has joined the game.*
?*deGaulle has joined the game.*
?Roosevelt: hey sup
?T0J0: y0
?Stalin: hi
?Churchill: hi
?Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! ownage!
?paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
?T0JO: lol
?Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
?benny-tow: haha america sux
?Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
?Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
?Stalin: cool
?*poland has joined the game*
?poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
?*poland has been eliminated*
?poland:****!!!!11
?poland:**** U ****ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!
?deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
?Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
?Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
?Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
?Roosevelt: get antiair guns
?Churchill: i cant afford them
?benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
?paTTon: ****
?Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
?deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
?Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
?paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
?Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
?deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
?*deGaulle has left the game.*
?Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
?benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
?benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
?Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
?T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
?Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
?T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
?Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
?Hitler[AoE]: wtf
?Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
?Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
?Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
?Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
?T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
?Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
?Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
?Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
?benny-tow: haha
?benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
?T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
?Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
?Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
?Stalin: church help me
?Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
?Stalin: dont be an arss
?Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
?Eisenhower: LOL
?benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
?Hitler: o man ur focked
?paTTon: oh what now biotch
?Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
?*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
?benny-tow: lame
?Roosevelt: gj patton
?paTTon: thnx
?Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
?Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
?Eisenhower: Nuts!
?benny~tow: wtf that mean?
?Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
?paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
?Stalin: rofl
?T0J0: HAHAHHAA
?Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
?Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
?*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
?benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
?Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
?Stalin: OMG LMAO!
?Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
?*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
?paTTon: hahahhah
?T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
?benny~tow: shut up noob
?Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
?paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
?Eisenhower: yah me too
?T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
?Eisenhower: fock u
?paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
?Stalin: go to hell lol
?paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
?Eisenhower: yah this is gay
?*Roosevelt has left the game.*
?Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
?Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
?*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
?tru_m4n: hi all
?T0J0: hey
?Stalin: sup
?Churchill: hi
?tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
?tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
?Stalin: wtf is nukes?
?T0J0: Yeah, wtf is nukes?
?Stalin: d00d, gimme some plz
?tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
?Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
?T0J0: OMGWTFBBQ!!?
?*T0J0 has been COMPLETELY OWNZORED*
?*The Allied team has won the game!*
?Eisenhower: awesome!
?Churchill: gg noobs no re
?T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
?*T0J0 has left the game.*
?*Eisenhower has left the game.*
?Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
?Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
?tru_m4n: l8r all
?benny~tow: bye
?Churchill: l8r
?Stalin: fock u all
?tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
?*tru_m4n has left the game.*
?benny~tow: lololol u commie
?Churchill: ROFL
?Churchill: bye commie
?*Churchill has left the game.*
?*benny~tow has left the game.*
?Stalin: i hate u all ***s
?*Stalin has left the game.*
?paTTon: lol no1 is left
?paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
?*paTTon has been eliminated.*
?paTTon: o ****!
?*paTTon has left the game.*
When did he start writing his blog again? I read this long ago and about died laughing. Thanks for reposting it!
Ok, now THOSE are pretty funny.
Not lame at all.
Wow, they actually updated the site. I wondered what happened, one of the funnier political humor sites/blogs around - between this and Team America, I have this image of North Korea's leadership that is priceless.
That's funny stuff!
Honorable Sakimoto...in the back.
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