You FOOL! Didn't you read about the new Mexican Tinfoil Incremental Temperature-Raising Ray being constructed in the dusty workpits of Meheco? They aim it at those tinfoil hats and slowly cook the brains being "protected" beneath. Takes 10-20 years, but only a fool goes with the old fashioned tinfoil route, when the safer choice is--
Oh, gotta run, X-Files is on...