OK then, what are some of the events at The Gay Games? I can think of Ball Room Dancing, a Waiter Contest (Hi, my name is goeffory and I'll be your server tonight? Our special is Lamb Kabobs?). Interpretive Dance done to YMCA by The Village people. And, of course, Platform and Spring Board Diving judged by Greg Louganis himself. What else is there?
You forgot Men's Syncronized swimming.
Naked towel snapping.