I'm voting Perry. There is no other choice.
No matter what way you cut it "strayhorn keeton rylander mclellan grandma whateverhernameisthisweek" is a bomb throwing loon.
Kinky is at least entertaining. Hell, he'd at least be fun to watch
Bell is a DUmmie
Perry is Perry, not the best, not the worst.
Out of the choices, might as well go for the entertaining one