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To: wagglebee

I've always been pretty sure that we were told not to come back.

The Russians, also.

They are just waiting for us to get warp drive and then they we will come down and we will become a perfect utopia with health care and health food for all.


10 posted on 07/25/2006 11:18:18 AM PDT by montomike (If you didn't find this funny and were offended...have a riot.)
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To: montomike

Beat me by 4 seconds.


15 posted on 07/25/2006 11:19:35 AM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: montomike

You had me with you until, at the end, you blurted out"...and health food for all"!

That just spoiled the moment.

CA....


33 posted on 07/25/2006 11:26:09 AM PDT by Chances Are (Whew! It seems I've once again found that silly grin!)
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To: montomike
It was probably the Borg. Once we get warp drive, we'll be sufficiently advanced to be worth their time to assimilate. Damnit, I knew this would happen. /nerd
52 posted on 07/25/2006 11:36:52 AM PDT by samson1097
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To: montomike
They are just waiting for us to get warp drive and then they we will come down and we will become a perfect utopia with health care and health food for all.

Maybe they have a holy-book, you know, the kind with recipes inside...

212 posted on 07/26/2006 9:01:12 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.)
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