I have a half-baked conspiracy theory that Islamists have built a huge circular open-air building housing fans to blow counter clockwise. When conditions are right (a low pressure wave is crossing over) they build a huge fire and turn on the fans to launch a hurricane.
Dude - come on - no need to try to cover for Rove here. We all know about the weather machine that he's using, so just drop the "I've got a theory" bit, ok? You're among friends here.