[Mordacious]

The shepherds should take the advice, to prevent depredations against their goats from the Islamic extremists.

Oh, please. You know they want it. They're baaad ;)

[Islander2]

They left out the part where the PC crowd wants us all to quit using the inflamatory term "shepherds" and instead use the user friendly term "taxidermist" because they mount animals and things. Animals I can understand, but "things"?