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Clinton turns 60: Second wind with the Stones (100 megaton nuclear powered vomit bag warning alert)
monsters and critics dot com ^ | 8-18-06 | Laszlo Trankovits, proudly displaying his kneepads

Posted on 08/18/2006 10:51:48 AM PDT by doug from upland

Clinton turns 60: Second wind with the Stones By Laszlo Trankovits Aug 18, 2006, 12:20 GMT

Washington - Bill Clinton is a master of self invention.

Nearly every American knows the photograph of the star-struck 16- year-old youth, worshipfully shaking the hand of President John F Kennedy - symbolic of his teenage dream to live in the White House someday.

Nearly six years after the end of his spectacular presidency, Clinton is still mining the suggestive power of photographs. His picture is everywhere - at the AIDS conference in Toronto with Bill Gates, in Southeast Asia with the elder President George HW Bush visiting the tsunami devastation, and soon, at a private concert with the rock idol of the 1960s - the Rolling Stones.

Bill Clinton turns 60 on Saturday, but the celebration will only reach its climax with the Stones' performance on October 29 in Manhattan's Beacon Theatre - three days after Senator Hillary Clinton's 59th birthday.

Between now and then, Clinton will roll out a series of events that will not only boost his fame and public image - but also make money for his good-deeds foundation that has brokered cheaper AIDS medications, clean air agreements and an anti-obesity programme in the nation's schools.

In many ways, it's typical of how the US baby boom generation is entering retirement - rockin', rollin', and still on the move without a thought of sitting in a rockin' chair. US President George W Bush turned 60 in July with less fanfare.

But for Clinton, turning 60 is harder than it looks.

'I hate it, but it's true,' Clinton said at the world AIDS conference in Toronto earlier this week. 'For most of my working life, I was the youngest person doing what I was doing. Then one day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room.'

Soon, Clinton often hints, he may even start a second political career. That at least is the message from jokes about his becoming the country's 'First Gentleman' - a play on the idea of his role if wife Hillary were elected president in 2008.

What other ambitions remain for a man who is one of the most popular presidents ever of the United States - both at home and abroad? Secretary General of the United Nations, perhaps. Or winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, the Los Angeles Times suggested recently.

No matter how unrealistic such dreams may be, there's little chance that Clinton will fade into political retirement, even if he can cash in up to 350,000 dollars for his public appearances, and even if he is temporarily felled by his health, as happened with his open heart surgery in 2004.

His ambitious spirit remains unbroken, and the wild success of his memoirs, selling like hotcakes with 1 million copies around the world, is proof of what the world expects.

Clinton has led a charmed life, despite the public controversy over his love affairs.

As the country's 42nd president, Clinton reaped the profits of the world economic boom as Eastern Europe disentangled from the Soviet Union and started to thrive. The charismatic Democrat's deliberate, somewhat conservative policies brought the country into the 21st Century.

He reformed social welfare and demanded that citizens take on more responsibility for themselves. His budgets became leaner while public coffers brimmed over with revenues from the emerging high tech boom.

Along with the non-bloody intervention in Haiti to oust a military government, Clinton also led Middle East diplomacy that was successful for a while at least, and brought home the Dayton Accords to end the war in Bosnia.

Clinton however provoked bitterness among his enemies - the political and religious right wing. The liberal, life-loving politician was charged with abuse of office and questionable womanizing affairs when he was governor of Arkansas, and the nickname 'Slick Willy' stuck.

Finally, his affair with the White House intern Monica Lewinsky became a fait accompli of sorts. He only narrowly dodged being removed from office for false testimony before Congress. The sordid details of the Lewinsky affair splashed across newspapers and television for years on end.

But despite even those hurdles, Clinton has sailed through to popularity.

Clinton is the classic example of success in the American meritocracy. With hard work and good grades, he rose above a poor background to graduate from the elite Yale University, then becoming governor of Arkansas.

In 1992, he did the unthinkable, ousting incumbent Republican George HW Bush, the father of the current president. These days, the two men are friends who pursue humanitarian interests and play golf.

If his cap is set for another residency at the White House, it would be on the coattails of Hillary, his wife of 31 years who cashed in on her First Lady fame to become elected senator from New York state.

But playing second fiddle would not be easy for Clinton, if it comes to that.


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This may be the biggest barf alert article I've ever seen. This guy has kneepads of gold and probably stained shirts. A closet full.
1 posted on 08/18/2006 10:51:55 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

He looks 80.


2 posted on 08/18/2006 10:53:52 AM PDT by Perdogg (Democrats = terrorists)
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To: doug from upland

Yep, Laszlo really sucks hard!


3 posted on 08/18/2006 10:54:20 AM PDT by Chi-townChief
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To: doug from upland
Nearly six years after the end of his spectacular presidency.....

Spectacularly incompetent and traitorous, that is.

4 posted on 08/18/2006 10:54:58 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: doug from upland
Bill Clinton turns 60 on Saturday, but the celebration will only reach its climax ...

Unfortunate wording.

With the headline mentioning "Stones," I thought it was referring to kidney stones.

5 posted on 08/18/2006 10:55:19 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: doug from upland
Hillary, his wife of 31 years who cashed in on her First Lady fame to become elected senator from New York state.

Allow me to fix something.

Hillary, his wife of convenience of 31 years who cashed in on her First Lady fame to become elected senator from New York state.

6 posted on 08/18/2006 10:56:40 AM PDT by DuxFan4ever (The next rational liberal I meet will be the first.)
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To: doug from upland
US President George W Bush turned 60 in July with less fanfare.

More evidence that Republicans show more decency than the average Democrat ex-president.

7 posted on 08/18/2006 10:56:53 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: doug from upland
'For most of my working life

When did Clinton ever work?

8 posted on 08/18/2006 10:57:54 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: Perdogg

Even so, he still looks younger than Helen Thomas.


9 posted on 08/18/2006 10:58:11 AM PDT by seanmerc
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To: doug from upland

10 posted on 08/18/2006 10:58:17 AM PDT by meandog (While Clinton isn't fit even to scrape Reagan's shoes, Bush will never fill them!)
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To: doug from upland

I made it to the part about clinton's "spectacular presidency" before I threw up.


11 posted on 08/18/2006 10:58:40 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: doug from upland
Slick's 8-Year Administration Legacy!


12 posted on 08/18/2006 10:59:09 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: doug from upland
Clinton has led a charmed life

Well, if that's what you want to call a life empowered and blessed by Satan.

13 posted on 08/18/2006 10:59:09 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: doug from upland

Megaton barfer for sure Doug.


14 posted on 08/18/2006 10:59:55 AM PDT by poobear (Political Left, continually accusing their foes of what THEY themselves do every day.)
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To: doug from upland
Laszlo Trankovitz


15 posted on 08/18/2006 11:00:02 AM PDT by GunnyHartman (The DNC, misunderestimating Dubya's strategery since 2000.)
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To: doug from upland
Clinton is the classic example of success in the American meritocracy

More like the success of American mediocrity.

16 posted on 08/18/2006 11:00:45 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: doug from upland
Hope he has the nads to 'inhale' this time and admit it.

Of course oral sex is not sex by order of the former POTUS.

17 posted on 08/18/2006 11:00:49 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: firehat

Come over here and take aim.


18 posted on 08/18/2006 11:01:14 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: doug from upland
Nearly six years after the end of his spectacular presidency...

I almost hurled at this point. Had to stop.

19 posted on 08/18/2006 11:01:35 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: TexasCajun
Slick's 8-Year Administration Legacy!

There would need to be a chimpanzee with a cigar.

20 posted on 08/18/2006 11:03:05 AM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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