It would be easier to post a list of does not offend muslims.
Tell them to go Cheney themselves.
I'll start:
1. Beheading non muslims in the name of Islam
2. Body Odor
3. Conversions at gun point
4. Mohommacidal bombers
5. Hiding behind women and children when fighting the infidels.
This is just a start, feel free to add as necessary
That would be a blank 3x5 card...