I wish. Odds are she'll be offered a professorship at a major university very soon. I don't want to see her sylabus.
Is that the modern term for it? I've heard it referred to by a lot of different names ("butt", "derriere", "hindquarters", my favorite is the Brit "arse"), but never "syllabus". ;-)
And I agree, I don't want to see it either.