Looking into my crystal ball, I see a future where fish must be wrapped in plain paper since the New York Times has ceased publication.
Where do I sign up for the Times futurist position?
I have gotten the name and First picture of the "Fututist".
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth here is his picture....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Farnsworth.png
Good News everyone.....The NyTimes will be going out of business in 5...4....3....2