Paris Hilton admits she is stupid

The Daily Mail ^ | September 22, 2006 | Staff

[MadIvan]

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has admitted something the rest of the world already knew - she's not that bright.

The 25-year-old star of The Simple Life made her confession to cops quizzing her about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. She was hailed as a crime-fighter when she told Francis, who has made a fortune selling raunchy videos of topless college girls partying, she had overheard on the party scene that a Hollywood hanger-on called Darnell Riley had boasted of breaking into his house.

But when she was quizzed by Los Angeles police it emerged she wasn't a reliable witness as she could not remember what happened. "Like I really, I don't remember," she said on police tapes obtained by the television show Dateline. "I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."

Riley was arrested after Hilton's tip-off, and earlier this year was sentenced to nearly 11 years in prison after pleading guilty to residential burglary and attempted extortion.

During the raid he took video showing Francis tied up with his trousers pulled down, while Riley taunted him with a sex toy.

Hilton also told police she was the victim of extortion, after 'private tapes' were stolen from her home and an anonymous caller offered to sell them back to her, but that she followed her father's advice and refused to pay up.

"They wanted money," she said. "They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something. So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway." Dateline also obtained video of Francis being humiliated but has no plans to show it.

[MadIvan]

Give her credit: most stupid celebrities try to pose as intellectuals, at least she is resolutely and honestly dumb.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[Toby06]

Coked out, sickly skinny, filthy wealthy and stupid is no way to go through life!

[MadIvan]

Coked out, sickly skinny, filthy wealthy and stupid is no way to go through life!

Look on the bright side, at least she hasn't tried to get into politics.

Regards, Ivan

[xsmommy]

but you'd hit it ; )

[Inge_CAV]

"Dateline also obtained video of Francis being humiliated but has no plans to show it."

Francis Gone Wild ... film at eleven.

[Toby06]

No, I wouldn't! She's a mega-skank. I don't find her attractive, either.

[Toby06]

Good point, there is an upside to everything.

[rawcatslyentist]

South Park had her number a few years back.

[veronica]

Too bad she wasn't in that car with Dodi Fayed, instead of Diana. Really, she is such a vapid twit.

Good to see you, mate. :)

[Toby06]

South Park had her number a few years back.

Who hasn't?

[Pylon]

I"D HIT IT!!!!!!! THEN KILL THE INFIDEL!!!!!!!

[MadIvan]

She actually released an album not too long ago.

I have not heard it, nor do I want to hear it.

Regards, Ivan

[Always Right]

During the raid he took video showing Francis tied up with his trousers pulled down, while Riley taunted him with a sex toy.

Does this mean Francis is more into Boys Gone Wild?

[listenhillary]

Glad to see your name around here again. Welcome back.

[BOBWADE]

Definitely not one to take home to meet Mom.

[sauropod]

No, I wouldn't.

No telling what'd you catch.

[Chode]

look... it's that famous Chihuahua with it's pet SKANK!!!


MTV Brain Trust!!!

[Past Your Eyes]

And I don't think she has procreated yet.

[MadIvan]

And I don't think she has procreated yet.

My guess is, given that she is likely a walking Petrie dish, any child born to her would be a mutant.

Regards, Ivan