There's a right wing conspiracy out to get me and my strawberries.
Posted on 09/26/2006 4:24:13 AM PDT by freepatriot32
The morning after Fox News aired reporter Chris Wallace’s interview with a feisty Bill Clinton, the former president today said, “Right-wing, neocon conspiracy theorists are out to get me.”
Mr. Clinton dismissed allegations that he appeared paranoid on TV, saying, “people who call me paranoid are the exact same right-wingers, who worked behind the scenes with Chris Wallace to engineer my emotional outburst. It’s what they call a ‘wag the finger’ strategy to distract attention from the Bush administration’s foreign policy failures.”
The remark follows Mr. Clinton’s vigorous defense of his administration’s virtual assassination of al Qaeda leader Usama Bin Laden. Indeed, a spokesman for Mr. Bin Laden confirmed that during the Clinton administration, the al Qaeda leader felt “nearly threatened.”
The recent ABC miniseries The Path to 9/11, a new book called “The Looming Tower,” and Mr. Wallace’s smirking during the interview provide more evidence, he said, of the “conservative hit job” orchestrated by White House adviser Karl Rove.
Experts agreed that the most important question raised by the Wallace-Clinton interview is whether the former president’s frequent references to a book on 9/11 by former counterterrorism expert Richard Clarke can push its sales past the Noam Chomsky book recommended last week by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez at the United Nations.
I believe they list that book under the fiction catagory on amazon.com dont they :-)
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton:..... $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.....Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
He protesteth too much.
That's what a guilty conscience does for you.
Main Entry: para·noia
1 : a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of persecution or grandeur usually without hallucinations
2 : a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of others
3 : Bill Clinton
Ouch thats gonna leave a mark :-)
I can categorically assert that there is no national conspiracy to get Clinton. There is however a national conspiracy to smirk at him.
That and knowing that one won't be around to spin future historians.
Bill Clinton is basically a spoiled little brat who whines and whines when he doesn't get his own way. We're lucky we survived his eight years as president! Those were eight years that the country was on auto-pilot where the presidency was concerned!
BRILLENT!
Wow. We are 'Emotional Outburst Engineers' ? I did not even realize we had the that talent or that such a talent ever actually existed in the first place. Hey. Uncle Bill taught us all something new. At any rate, if he truly believes what he states here, he has definitely gone beyond delusional and he needs to seek professional help. His paranoid delusions already have caused 1 mutiny, 1 impeachment and 1 Sore/Loserman campaign. What other price shall we pay for his mental dysfunctionality ?
It's finally happened....
Scrappleface is unable to come up with a parody that is more ridiculous and/or humorous than the "real" story...
I hereby declare the death of reason......
From what I take of the situation, Clinton's refusal to take Bin Laden combined with his failure to get the Saudis to take Bin Laden, is how Bin Laden was sent to Afghanistan in the first place. So Clinton was responsible for Bin Laden being sent to Afghanistan. It was there that the 911 plot was devised and planned.
Perhaps now we know why Clinton is going mentally unstable. Hard for even the bent one to swallow that one.
humor/truth ping/bump :D
Thanks for a good belly laugh--you made my day!
"Clinton, you ignorant prick. You got yourself, a**hole."
I believe the line is "Bill, you ignorant slut." -SNL
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