Dial up BTTT
Hang in there!
I prefer dialup. It enables me to do something else at the same time, instead of giving the computer my undivided attention. It gives me an excuse for not being accessible by telephone---"sorry you couldn't reach me, I'm on dialup and connected 20 hrs a day." Protects me from chitchat.
While the computer dredges up large photos I'm reminded it's time to stretch, eat, and bathe. :)
By the way---what does dontpethesweatythings refer to?