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1 posted on 11/01/2006 9:29:20 AM PST by redstates4ever
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So I made one tiny little mistake the other day.


2 posted on 11/01/2006 9:30:32 AM PST by mutley ("I read the Koran, and didn't find anything of value in it.")
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"That's not my hand on your crotch. It's my family's hand."


3 posted on 11/01/2006 9:30:44 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority (Kerry's Joke Insulted The Wrong People In The Wrong War At the Wrong Time)
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"One billion dollars,Patrick.....one billion dollars.Always remember that!"
4 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:06 AM PST by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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wednesday and lurch demonstrate the "open mouth-insert hoof" technique


5 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:14 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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John Kerry (R) -- Now THERE's a scary thought.
6 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:22 AM PST by ZGuy
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Looks like he is being attacked by Trebbles.


7 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:51 AM PST by CougarGA7 (The Democrat Party is just a "botched joke".)
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“Compared to a Vietnam hero like me, all you non-hero stuffed suits are this big.”

8 posted on 11/01/2006 9:32:59 AM PST by dighton
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"I believe the soldiers in the US military have about this much intelligence," said Sen. John Kerry, D-MA.


9 posted on 11/01/2006 9:33:10 AM PST by FarRightFanatic
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"That's about the size of it."


11 posted on 11/01/2006 9:33:49 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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I didn't mean "get STUCK in Iraq", I meant "get some DUCK in Iraq". Yes that's it "duck", under glass of course.


12 posted on 11/01/2006 9:35:01 AM PST by albie
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Veterans are only this smart (left hand).


13 posted on 11/01/2006 9:35:24 AM PST by mountainlyons (Hard core conservative)
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Would someone tell John Kerry to take off the "Livestrong" wrist band already? No one thought he was cool when he jumped on board that fad and fewer think he's cool now that he's continuing to wear it long after the fad faded.

And who is that geek with the massive overbite standing next to him?


14 posted on 11/01/2006 9:35:26 AM PST by MikeA (Not voting Nov. 7 because you're pouting is PRECISELY what Speaker Wannabe Pelosi wants you to do!)
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Murphy's Law kicks in when you invite
a Born-Loser to campaign for you.


16 posted on 11/01/2006 9:36:10 AM PST by OESY
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"Not A Finger!"


17 posted on 11/01/2006 9:36:20 AM PST by beansox
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"It was obvious that this joke was lethal...

Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke...

(Cut to a film of Chamberlain brandishing
the "Peace in our time" treaty.)

...and one which Hitler just couldn't match."


18 posted on 11/01/2006 9:37:25 AM PST by mrsmith
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What is that orange band around Mr. Kerry's left wrist?


20 posted on 11/01/2006 9:38:03 AM PST by RexBeach
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HA HA HA HA
"STUCK IN IRAQ"!!!
THAT IS SUCH A FUNNY JOKE JOHN!
HA HA HA HA!!
TELL ME THAT ONE AGAIN!!


22 posted on 11/01/2006 9:39:59 AM PST by missnry (The truth will set you free!)
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"Missed it by that much!"

(Apologies to the late Don Adams.)
26 posted on 11/01/2006 9:41:50 AM PST by WardMClark (Semi-Notorious Political Gadfly)
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Kerry: "And if you voters elect us Democrats, you'll get a lot of blue sky, and we'll carry a stick like this..."

28 posted on 11/01/2006 9:45:20 AM PST by RightResponse (It depends on what the defamation of Islam is .....)
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I have more intellegence in my whole brain that President Bush has in the tip of his finger.


29 posted on 11/01/2006 9:45:39 AM PST by HoustonTech
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