Posted on 11/24/2006 9:42:55 AM PST by Pharmboy
FORT WORTH, Texas -- A bloody brawl erupted outside a tavern after one customer thought another failed to wash his hands after using the bathroom, police said.
One man was hospitalized with stab wounds. Another was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
According to a police report, the fight broke out Thursday after Eric Jennings Kisiah, 27, became upset about a customer's apparent hygiene failure at the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar.
Witnesses told police Kisiah confronted the customer and two of his friends, calling them names, telling them they were dirty and threatening to "slash their throats."
Kisiah then hid near a shrub outside the bar and charged the group as they left, the police report said.
One of the men, 25-year-old Morgan Jackson, was stabbed four times, police said. He was listed in good condition after surgery.
Kisiah was jailed in lieu of $20,000 bail. Mansfield Jail officials declined to let a reporter speak with Kisiah or say whether he had an attorney.
A call to the bar Friday went unanswered.
"But, this guy needs to go to anger management class..."
If someone else not wasing his hands makes you angry, an anger management class is like a drop in the ocean.
Wait until he encounters the hygiene at the state penitentiary......
Hey, the folks who pee on their hands know who they are!
You're prolly right...anger management with some Thorazine, mebbe.
I wonder if the knife Kisiah used to stab the guy was clean/sanitized before he used it.
You have to admit, depending on the condition of the rest room at your average bar, that there is sometimes a decision that has to be made. :)
A Michigan fan and an Ohio State fan are standing at adjacent urinals at the rival football game.
Michigander says to the OSU guy, "At Michigan State, we were taught to wash our hands after we pee".
The OSU guy replies, "At OSU, we are taught not to pee on our hands."
Sorry.....
Did he get a chance to wash the blood off his hands?
Being experienced in all things bar related I will add an observation: without a doubt, this had zero to do with cleanliness and ALL to do with attitude.
"Hey screwball, you're a disgusting puke, wash your hands."
"Mind your own business or I'll take my unwashed hand and make ya lick it"
And it went downhill from there.
I read somewhere that due to fellas doing "The Dry Adios", that the average American experiences 12 inadvertent penis touches every day.
I like to try to make all of mine advertant.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
A: A degree from Ohio State.
Kisiah? Slash your throats? Knife attack?
Religion of peace?
I believe it. And the interesting thing I've noticed is that the "dry adios" cuts across age, class and race.
Did they break it down between males & females?
But he was in a bar and isn't alcohol use against the ROP teachings?
$20,000 bail for lying in wait on attempted murder? I thought Texas was tough on crime.
Yeah...I noticed that too. Probably 1) first offense; 2) good roots in community; 3) was half in the bag and 4) had a good lawyer.
Poppi: "I'm gonna maka your dinner witha my owna hands."
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