[Solamente]

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Itsy bitsy birdie feet,

French fried eye-balls,

Rolling down a muddy street,

And I forgot my spoon!

[IslandJeff]

And I forgot my spoon!

...so use a straw!

[Snoopers-868th]

That is hilarious--one of my favorite songs as a child. LMAO

[conservative cat]

I had totally forgotten that song. Got to teach the kids!

[Fresh Wind]

Yes! I remember that song, but I never knew any more than the first two lines!

My life is complete.

[madison10]

What you said...mostly. Here's the local version:

Gobs and gobs of ground up gopher guts,
Chopped up monkey meat,
Little baby parakeets,
Fried eye balls
Floating in a bowl of blood.
And you forgot your spoon.

[ReignOfError]

I learned a slightly different version:

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Itsy bitsy birdie feet,
"Little dirty birdie feet"
French fried eye-balls,

Rolling down a muddy street,

And I forgot my spoon!

"But I brought my straw ..." Slurping noises optional but recommended.

[wtc911]

Haven't heard that since 1959.