[freeper survival thread - what to do and not to do in emergency situations.]
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OooOOO I've got two tips (two NOT to dos)!!!
When driving down a dirt road, should you come up to the BACK of a bullet-ridden road sign and decide to stop and turn around to read it... if it says "DANGER! NOW ENTERING WEAPONS TESTING SITE! UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE MAY BE PRESENT!" (or similar...) ...
DO NOT, NEVER NEVER, turn back around and head back the way you came to "get a second look at what you missed."
AND - don't assume if you have a flashlight that anyone living today understands morse code and thinks you're really in trouble and not just some stupid drunk camper messing around.
NO way....no way....no WAY. I'm dying here...
ROFLMAO dying here...